Seussify


to compare/transform someone to one of dr. suess’ many characters, such as: the cat in the hat, horton, or the grinch.
guy 1: “man if you don’t be careful i will seussify you!”

guy 2: “i was just kidding man!”

guy 1: “that’s it! i officially seussify you to the grinch!”

guy 2: “noooooooooo!”

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