severewomkentitis
a disease suffered unfortunately by those blokes who always miss the pub with the boys or the poker night, or even cricket trip due to their unwavering commitment to their missus.
claude: hey mate, you wanna have a few froffs tonight?
st.kilda: i’m heading out already sorry man, actually i better go get ready
claude: no worries mate, where ya headed?
st.kilda: babysitting with the missus, gonna be mad fun. i think she’s rented the notebook and we’re gonna choose some flowers for her sisters birthday.
claude: u suffer an acute case of severewomkent-tis mate… have a sh-t one
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