sex coke


a gl-ss bottled coca-cola enjoyed after s-x, instead of a smoke.
whole foods has s-x c-kes for $6 a case!

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    a vertically challenged person (usually female) used for s-x purposes. often used to lure attractive females into compromising situations. my s-x dwarf is making it with my dumb chauffeur a human that is exceptionally small in all areas except for the genital region. to qualify as a s-x dwarf males must have an average or […]

  • Sex kitty thonga longa

    term used to express ones affection for another person. h-llo my s-x kitty thonga longa, you look lovely today.

  • sex pantry

    any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of v-g-n- dentata i was thinking maybe he could fully stock my s-x pantry with his summer sausage.

  • sexpathy

    is the moment when you think of having s-x with your partner for you are obliged to, and is always -ssociated with the thought of breaking up with him/her soon. in other words, feeling guilty or sorry for your partner for soon you will be breaking up with them, thus you feel like you have […]

  • sex rash

    the chafing a woman feels after having s-x with a man with pubic hair. similar to “crotcht-rot” in a man. it is the result of skin, hair, and moisture rubbing vigorously against each other during nasty love-making. “i have a s-x rash from your p-b-s rubbing against mine during that doggie-style s-x we had.”


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