Sex Coma
a complete loss of consciousness and total paralysis following an unusually extensive and prolonged and thorogh s-xual experience that is so intense the neural circuitry can no longer function, hence the person enters a s-x coma.
i banged that b-tch to the point of s-x coma.
-upon seeing a s-xually attractive lady- that girl is a potential btposc (banged to the point of s-x coma)
the time immediately preceding s-x when you lose awareness and control of your actions, allowing hormones to work their magic.
as-xual friend: “you seriously didn’t even notice that you fell off the bed?!”
s-xual friend: “no, i was in s-x coma. everything just seems kind of blurry.”
when guys fall asleep immediately after s-x. (similar to a food coma: feeling sleep after a meal.)
after we finished i got hit by a s-x coma and fell right asleep.
a trance like state entered during s-x where you loose total control of your actions
i was in a s-x coma when i slapped you
this is the lack of s-x for more than six months. (this does not apply to virgins.)
jack’s new girlfriend has him in a s-x coma.
virgin woman usually keep there boyfriends in a s-xual coma until marriage.
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