sex death positioning scale
an arbitrary way of ‘scoring’ your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a ‘trough.’
nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. a score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (dont do it call the samaritans!)
a score of 25 indicates s-x, with 35 mindblowingly good s-x.
how are you?
i’m 17 on the s-x death positioning scale!
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