sex debt
the idea that the reason people die is because of their debt of s-x towards another human being.
s-x debt is accrued when a s-xual partner turns down s-x and offers to complete that s-xual offer at a later date, often with “not tonight, i have a headache, maybe tomorrow.”
when one dies, their debt is p-ssed to their next of kin, just as any other debt. debt is to be paid to the person it is owed, but if they have also p-ssed or is otherwise unavailable, their next of kin is an acceptable proxy to repay the s-x debt.
followers of s-x debt believe the only way to live forever is to repay all s-x debt from your family. it is widely believed among the disciples that the best way to achieve this is to have as much s-x with as many people as possible.
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