sex drill
to jack off with a condom on, simulating a real s-xual experience.
this is very useful in helping any virgin male prpare to get some p-ssy. you will know how to put on the rubber fast and easy, know your moves and safely remove the rubber.
wuss: i have no idea what to do during s-x.
player: it took me two minutes to get the rubber onthe first time, that was awkward.
stud: i been f-cking b-tches since 3rd grade, its so easy.
19 year old virgin: i buy 12 packs of cheap condoms at the 99 cents store and use them for s-x drills, so i’m ready to go right now.
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