Sex-Lax


s-x-lax is when a man/woman’s significant other takes ex-lax and then is given -n-l.
“nig my wife told me to give her some s-x-lax last night!”
the act of giving or receiving -n-l s-x in an attempt to move a particular piece of obstruction or loosen up the bowel contents of a constipated partner.
this morning, i woke up to my girlfriend loudly grunting and moaning in the bathroom. i asked her what the problem was so when she told me she was constipated, i informed her that if she would go ahead and bend over, i would give her the s-x lax. luckily for her, she accepted my offer and now she feels great.
1. when a woman loses control of her bowels during -rg-sm while having s-xual intercourse. also known as ‘f-cking the sh-t’ out of someone.

2. while performing -n-l intercourse, the receiver loses control of their bowel.
i had a big mess to clean up last night after i s-xlaxed suzy.
refers to medication taken before intense s-xual encounters. similar to ex-lax but rather than feces being expelled it educes the excretion of all s-xual fluids from users.
billy mays yelled, “s-xlax is so powerful it causes penile explosions even when user is suffering a rotten case of whisky d-ck!”-

-may cause strokes

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