Sex Mongoar
a nymphotic female who takes complete control in the bedroom who is fierce and erotic and quite the crazy sl-t.
bob: “yeah, man. she was such a s-x mongoar, like she almost bit my p-n-s off.”
jim: “d-mn, where do i find a mongoar like that?”
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