sex my guts
providing the stomach and taste buds with a ‘special experience’…-you couldn’t “get off” with the local sl-t/stud, so you take the box of chocolates and boot (eat) them yourself!!
you’re tired of eating “sh-t sammiches”, so you go to franco’s and get you some scallopini, scampi etc!
ah’m sick o’ these t-rds on a roll!!, ah’m gone go to foolsley’s and s-x my guts!
she wanted him to s-x her guts, then her orifice!
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