Sex Noob



when somebody didn’t listen in health cl-ss. such as sticking the p-n-s in ear, nose, belly b-tton, hopefully never but eye and so on. or when a girl doesn’t no you bleed after first s-x. mostly happened to nerds, fat chicks, or ugly people;
bobs a s-x noob he tried to stick his d-ck in my eye!

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    when your eating p-ssy but tasting sh-t! man i thought this girl never cleaned her puss but than i relized my s-xural overbite kicked in and i was eating her -ss

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    a p-n-s that is in the shape of a ski, it is quite aerodynamic. i gave sheela the hot shlongski at the slopes yesterday.

  • sipwicket

    a computer illiterate person who think they know things about computers. a sipwicket is often seen arguing about computers in online forums, using arguments based on -ssumptions about computers or even lies. brad just told me about his supposedly superior custom made gpu, he’s such a sipwicket.

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    a person usually female who is a sk-nky ugly wh-r- with a nasty -ss. that hooker vanessa is so trashy she’s not a woman. she’s a definite sk-nkawhor-ss. via giphy


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