Sex Over Easy
when you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner’s rear or back on top of it while it warms up. try to make them -rg-sm before they become horridly burned. your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. bondage is optional. do not use a gag.
for an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- oral ( including v-g-n-l penetration via tongue)
2 points- rimjob or v-g-n-l (excluding v-g-n-l penetration via tongue)
3 points- -n-l f-cking (use of fingers, s-x toys, etc)
if you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (if the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren’t in need of hospital care. if you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. if your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any s-xual or non-s-xual demand.
dude, i just played s-x over easy with martha last night, and her -ss became darker than darth vader’s suit!
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