Sex Pact
the pact you willingly make in high school that when graduation rolls around and you are still a virgin, you have s-x (full-on intercourse, none of this third-base or oral cr-p) with your best friend of the opposite gender regardless of circ-mstances, s-xual orientation, feelings, etc.
please do not rape your best friend. mutual consent is required, seduction is allowed, protection is always necessary.
steve: oh man i can’t believe you’re going to college a virgin
greg: naw me and kelsey made the s-x pact. i’m bangin her tonight
-highfives are exchanged-
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