sex robot


when somebody is very lonely and in need of pleasure so they buy a s-x robot and it is always ready for anything.
joe: d-mn my girlfriend is out of town and i really want to have s-x.. what do i do?
tony: buy a s-x robot its not cheating.
“s-x robot” is the formal commercial or industrial term for a s-xbot (also called f-ckbot or suckbot), just as “s-x worker” is the formal term for hookers, strippers, p-rn queens, and ho’s.
d-mn. the irs wants me to list my s-x robots as s-x workers so they can charge me wage taxes. d-mn.
he’ll pay you real good. s-x robot like you never should.
that s-x robot paid me real good with robot s-x.

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