when you put a miniature daddy saddle on your partners c-ck and ride as either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl
my uncle and i are gonna use the s-x saddle tonight! yee-haw!
- shelf jelly
the byproduct of a masturbation session where your -j-c-l-t- flies from your p-n-s with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. the acc-mulated -j-c-l-t- can be compounded over time to form something similar to a sploogy (an emmy made of pure c-m) or an oskeet (an oscar make of oxidized sp-nk). […]
- sh*t stirring
someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. it’s not sharing your opinion. he didn’t need to tell her she doesn’t need to know – sh-t stirring to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a […]
a person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people. jim: dude, karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead. chuck: yeah man didn’t you hear she’s skis-xual.
- sneak b*tch
a sneak b-tch is a woman that has a man but sleeps around with other men guy 1) yo i wanna f-ck wit her guy 2) nah homie, she a sneak b-tch