when you put a miniature daddy saddle on your partners c*ck and ride as either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl
my uncle and i are gonna use the s*x saddle tonight! yee-haw!
- shelf jelly
the byproduct of a masturbation session where your *j*c*l*t* flies from your p*n*s with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. the acc*mulated *j*c*l*t* can be compounded over time to form something similar to a sploogy (an emmy made of pure c*m) or an oskeet (an oscar make of oxidized sp*nk). […]
- sh*t stirring
someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. it’s not sharing your opinion. he didn’t need to tell her she doesn’t need to know – sh*t stirring to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a […]
a person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people. jim: dude, karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead. chuck: yeah man didn’t you hear she’s skis*xual.
- sneak b*tch
a sneak b*tch is a woman that has a man but sleeps around with other men guy 1) yo i wanna f*ck wit her guy 2) nah homie, she a sneak b*tch