Sex Swagger


this occurs when a housemate or sibling (normally a male) has just had s-x that you have probably overheard, and he does the “s-x swagger” outside your room and down the hall to the bathroom. by the way he swaggers slightly you can hear his smugness and self-congratulations echo in his footsteps, as well as a possible stagger due to the darkness of the hallway.
i was just dropping off to sleep last night when i heard dylan and his girlfriend going at it, and of course soon after dyl doing the s-x swagger. what a git.

dude! stop the s-x swagger and shut the f-ck up!!

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