sexdreamitis
having dream s-x that is so good that you begin to actually believe it is real and develop feelings towards your dream partner. can affect day-to-day life. no known cure except actually sleeping with said dream partner.
scott had dreamt of her so often and with such clarity that he developed a case of s-xdreamitis.
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