sexit
make an exit before the s-x ends.
after seeing his less than impressive p-n-s size, i had to make a s-xit. this p-ssy ain’t going to take that sh-t.
v. to make a hasty exit whilst in the act of intercourse
s-xited; s-xiting
marcus, coming to the realization that a violent and copious -j-c-l-t–n was imminent, make a quick s-xit so as to distribute his sperms in a more visually appealing manner.
a hasty exit by a couple from a social gathering in order to get to copulating as soon as possible.
man: my partner and i have really enjoyed the entire five minutes we have spent at your party, but i am suddenly aroused so we will need to get going.
woman: yes, indeed. we have, erm, stuff to do.
host: you sly dog! what a s-xit!
leaving more or less straight afterwards.
dude, i hooked up with this ugly chick last night, but i was really h-rny, so i just gave it to her and made a quick s-xit.
s-xit = a quick departure after a quick @#^%-&)
after a long night of drinking i took home this girl who spread her legs pretty quickly yet wouldn’t shut up after, this is when i made my s-xit.
n. when someone makes an exit from a certain area, but does it in a sultry manner. they do it to leave the people behind them speechless.
-monica enters the room, winks, and makes a s-xit-
doug: …daaaaaaamn. that s-xit just gave me a semi.
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