Sexmachine 1.0


a description applied to a certain person who deserves to be held in extremely high regard by all for their computer skills, lack of lateral thinking ability, enthusiasm for mathematics, and being inordinately cute and cuddly. seriously. usually has a fantastically monotone voice.
1) s-xmachine 1.0 just schooled me in the proper coding of hit detection in marcromedia flash 8. i am in awe at his masterful knowledge. and cuddliness.

2) i handed s-xmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical lateral thinking puzzle today during cl-ss… he went insane — started gnawing on my leg. i had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.

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