sexophone
a loop of the saxophone solo during moldova’s performance on bbc three’s eurovision song contest 2010 semi final 1. featuring the saxophone player performing a very s-xually charged dance while playing his saxophone.
your band concert got me hornier than when i watched s-xophone.
that background saxophone solo that you always hear in softcore p-rn (and late-night hbo/skinemax).
“whip out your d-cks, it’s s-xophone time.”
the sound that one makes while performing s-x.
her s-xophone is eerie.
a really s-xy saxophone.
me: omg there it is. -walks over-
katttiiieee… can i see it ^_^…
katie: see what?
me: the s-xophone of course.
katie: ahh… ok ;d
-takes out red + gold saxophone-
me: -j-zzes-
an otherwise unattractive mate who wins your l-st through particular vocal, musical, or otherwise aural talents
“michael isn’t that hot. i don’t know why girls are so attracted to him.”
“yeah, but have you heard him play the piano? he is such a s-xophone.”
a pill in which increases pleasure to the telephone when engaging in phone s-x.
britt was having phone s-x with blake cizek at fr
kinky right?
but having taken a s-xophone pill she was able to spit out phrases like
“super sizek me blakee!!”
and
“rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
along with various cow and cat noises
thats f-cking s-xophonic
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