sexpod
a word to discribe a short s-xy person.
whoa!betty,look him,he may be 4’11,but he’s such a s-xpod
a pod shaped contraption in which two acrobatically inclined individuals may engage in aggressive hugging away from the prying eyes of the general populace; a s-x pod is generally deployable from a small to medium sized container and is weather resistant.
“i would love to have s-x with you, but there appears to be rain coming. please allow me to deploy my s-x pod so we can have s-x without becoming wet.”
a veritable fountain of s-xxehness, one who is called a s-x pod should feel great pride, as they count among the pillers of s-x. they are gods.
another name for your ipod – reflecting that the music on it is simply “-rg-smic”
guy 1: wow my mp3 really sucks.
guy 2: you should get a s-xpod.
guy 1: a what pod?
guy 2: s-xpod. it’s like s-x on your ipod but not.
a veritable fountain of s-xxehness, one who is called a s-x pod should feel great pride, as they count among the pillers of s-x. they are gods.
see also kozu k0ge
a name used to describe one josh barbara
meredith loves her s-xpod, named josh.
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