sext buddies
like f-ck buddies or friends with benefits, except your relationship almost solely exists via s-xual texts or emails. in fact, you may have only met in person once (or never).
when sally met harry at the bar and gave him her number, she hoped he’d ask her out on a date. they texted back and forth a few times, but harry lived in another state and eventually they became regular s-xt buddies instead.
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