Sexturbates
when you are forced to m-st-rb-t- after sending a s-xually explicit text to someone that is ignored.
kristin- ‘what up s-xy steven…i so wish you were here right now to -blank- my -blankety- -blank-…i want you so effin’ bad right now’
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after checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin’ herself on the back for being so hot and s-xy, kristin gives in and s-xturbates.
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