sexual baseball

s-xual baseball is a way of talking about s-xual encounters without actually using s-xual words. this is useful for when there are small children or other people in the room. there are many different baseball terms that are also s-x baseball terms here they are…
1st base (single) is anything involving mouth to mouth contact in a s-xual way. (ex. making out)
2nd base (double) is the use of hands on or in the “privates” (ex. handjobs)
3rd base (triple) is the use of mouths on the “privates” (ex. bl-wj-bs)
a home run is s-xual intercourse.
an rbi is added on to the end for every person not counting yourself. (ex. getting bl-wj-bs from two women would be hitting a triple with 2 rbis)
the “batter” is yourself when talking about s-xual baseball.
the “pitcher” is your partner or possible partner.
a “strikeout” occurs when you ask someone to date you and they say no.
a “groundout” or a “flyout” occurs when you ask someone to hookup and they say no.
“strikes” are things you say or do wrong.
“b-lls” are things your partner says or does wrong.
a “bat” is a p-n-s.
a “glove” is a v-g-n-.
b–bs are known as the “pitchers mound(s)”
a “broken bat” or a “broken glove” is someone who has an std.
a ‘broken in glove” is a woman who is not a virgin.
a condom is known as a “doughnut”.
so i asked becky to hookup and she told me no the first time but then i asked again and she said yes. she is totally not a virgin so i used a condom. she gave me a bl-wj-b while i felt her up and then we had s-x. she even got one of her friends to join us and i did her too. it was a great night.

in s-xual baseball talk: becky was pitching and on my first at bat i grounded out, but my next time up i hit a triple. her glove has been broken in a lot but that didn’t matter. i used a doughnut and i hit a home run with 2 rbis. it was a fun game.