Sexual Crustaceans


otherwise known as crabs, s-xual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. s-xual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.
yo raw-dogged that dirty -ss hooker and she gave me some of her s-xual crustaceans.

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