sexual harassment

like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. the term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate s-xual advance.
me: hi there, sarah.
sarah: excuse me?! who the h-ll do you think you are?!
me: uh….
sarah: i’ll see you in court, buddy!
n.
1. when you are trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your b-lls from behind.
s-xual har-ssment is a serious workplace problem.
in its broadest sense, s-xual harr-ssment is the creation of a hostile environment via s-xual comments and/or innuendo, s-xually explicit language, s-xual or crude humor, unwanted s-xual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain s-xual favors.
in its narrowest sense, s-xual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain s-xual favors; for example, “sleep with me or you’re fired.”
1. persistent unwanted romantic advances
2. any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a s-xual advance
3. a s-xual advance
1. girl: i told you i already have a boyfriend.
obessessed loser: but i love you! please marry me.
chick: h-ll no! go away, d-mnit!

2. girl 2: how the h-ll did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
laundromat guy: you just handed it to me, ma`am. i`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.

3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. that makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little w-lly in another little panda`s ear. that makes me a very sad panda.
c- girl 3: did you just slap my -ss and say “break me off a peice of that”?
dude: sorry, is that what i said? what i meant to say is “i want to take you back to my place and get -n-l”. is that better?
when someone is har-ssing you in a s-xual manner, for example, snapping your bra strap, making comments about your body, cajoles you, rubs up against you, etc’.
if someone is giving you unwanted s-xual attention, that is s-xual har-ssment.
this includes but is not limited to:

repeatedly asking sombody to date you when they said no,

asking sombody about their s-xual oriantation,

rape,

touching sombodys privates,

s-xual comments,

showing your private parts sombody when they do not want to see them,

and using somones position to get s-xual favors form them.
there are more i think, but i cannot rememer them.
saying or doing something that p-ssess off the office lesbian.
guy: “so then he says – r-ct-m, it nearly killed him!”
rosie (hiding behind the door): “those pr-cks are s-xually har-ssing me.”

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