Sexual Intercourse
to f-ck, to screw, to bang, to reproduce, to copulate, to pork your lover, to booger my bed, to hump your honey, to get laid, to lay some pipe, to hide the salami, to slam (or to get slammed), to burry the bone, to stuff the donut, to moisten the carpet, to dine in the y, to munch on the rug, to slam the hen, to shoot the sherbert, to whack w-lly wonka into wonderland, to yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky, and yeast-infested canyon of love, etc. there are undoubtedly many more which i have forgotten at this time.
i f-cked her.
you shot the sherbert?
yup, i sure slammed the hen magnificently
when a man puts his pee pee in a womans hoo haa and they make some motherf-cking whoopee!
i am placing my flaccid p-n-s into the woman’s barren v-g-n- in the hopes of creating something called a child…
1. the male’s erect p-n-s inside of the female’s v-g-n- (or inside of either gender’s b-ttwhole).
2. the uniting of the p-n-s and the v-g-n-.
3. the act of two s-xually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.
how old are you again?
chris and amanada were having s-xual intercourse with chains handcuffs until they lost the key.
the reason for dating
yep yep..bottom line folks
sumthin really, really, fun
the insertion of a p-n-s into a womans v-g-n- and then thrusting at varying speeds until the male of the party excretes a white, sticky liquid thus ending the act of intercourse
that s-xual intercourse was the best ever. when i came i broke the condom
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