Sexual Vandalism


term used to describe the act of having s-x in semi-public places, usually after hours or in vacant facilites, and causing a fair property damage in that act.

s-xual vandalism takes mere al fresco s-x a step further by adding the thrill of wanton hooliganism.

note that to s-xually vandalise a person could have a completely different meaning to that of doing it to various public property.
me and my girlfriend broke into her school the other night to enjoy a bit of s-xual vandalism of account of her graduating from that place soon. we romped all over and broke 2 sinks in the men’s bathroom, ended up cracking the gl-ss of their photocopier, moved all the potted plants into the entrance lobby and spay painted c-cks on all the notice boards in the halls.

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