Sexually awake


awake enough to catch a s-xual reference someone makes. if someone makes a corny s-x joke, and you don’t catch it, and you’re kind of sleepy, you’d be what we call “s-xually asleep”.
chemistry teacher: how many b-lls do you have?
joey: 2 big ones!
-students laugh-
chemistry teacher: no, the correct answer is 12.

in this scenario, the teacher is s-xually asleep. the opposite is being “s-xually awake”.

being a h-rny teenage boy, i can’t think of a time where i’m not s-xually awake.

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