sexy crab


a rare being, which comes into existence when two male students are binded together in a ceremony called the ‘three legged pub crawl’. this being is often found in the northernmost regions of ireland, and is commonly found walking sideways and consuming alcoholic beverages.
‘when rob and kev are tied together, they sure do make one s-xy crab’

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