sexy hands
hands that f-ck whatever they touch. beyond clumsy.
person with s-xy hands will drop or break everything that is touched. will crash a computer by pressing one b-tton on the keyboard. the person is useless at ball sports (couldn’t catch a flu during a pandemic). for a guy with s-xy hands it can take years to get to second base with a girl as he always ends up accidentally injuring them (eg: accidental punch in the head when taking sweater off, will never be able to take bra off, is the type of person that will accidentally head b-tt a girl when attempting to kiss her, etc)
sean and brittany are preparing for a party at their new apartment. todd is helping.
sean: did you ask todd to carry the box out of the car?
brittany: sure, why?
sean: that box contains all of our wine! todd has s-xy hands! he is guaranteed to drop the box and smash all of our booze for tonight. what the f-ck are we going to drink now?? look outside, i bet you he hasn’t even got up the drive way in one piece. i bet you that it is goddam hiroshima of alcohol out there right now!
brittany: i thought you told me that he had s-xy feet?
sean: he does!
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