sexy kitchen


a (s-xy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and t-tillating that you’d p-ss up s-x to be able to cook in that kitchen. even people who don’t like to cook can be seduced by a s-xy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have s-x.
a (s-xy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet sp-ce as far as the eye can see, and enough counter sp-ce that you actually could have s-x on them. but it really has nothing to do with s-x. the point is the kitchen is more appealing than s-x.

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