sexy pop tart
a s-xual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells ‘ding!’ to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. he then places his erection into his partner’s mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, “it’s crazy good!”
guy 1: dude, i did the s-xy pop tart with clarissa last night
guy 2: yeah? how’d it go?
guy 1: now i’m a part of this balanced breakfast!
-both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five-
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