sexy tired


when your tired but still looking s-xy hot
been out all night & looking good the next day “wow! she s-xy tired”
a state of mind that precursors a mentally delusional state but sequels a mentally exhausted state. the conditions for entering a “s-xy tired” state may differ between genders but occur most frequently after long work days or after extensive physical and mental activity to the point of or surp-ssing exhaustion. sleep deprivation is a common cause of “s-xy tired” phases in young women while inebriation is the most common cause in young and mature men. while in this mental state there is significant change in motor skills and speech patterns. a somewhat flirtatious persona is accompanied by suggestive jokes or suggestively themed topics followed by phrases not commonly said by the person being affected. this mental state is most easily attained during late hours mostly observed p-ssing midnight and lasts in short time periods, no more than a few hours.
did you notice how s-xy tired michael was last night?

yea, after every joke he would turn and wink at me.

me too! even after the non-s-xual jokes. once it was time to go and he finished his guinness he was back to normal. i doubt he’ll remember tomorrow though.

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