sfml
sh-t f-ck my life.
used when you think that your life sucks more then anybody else’s.
also used to draw attention.
carl’s facebook status is:sfml
sarah: ohh wats that??
carl: it means sh-t f-ck my life
sarah: oh you poor thing!
kendra: awe hun!
steph: come to my house! me and some girls are coming to my place for a sleepover, we’ll cheer u up!
carl: oh ok.. if u think it’ll help. -score-
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