Sgt Jupiter


a prank-name, pseudonym, username, or gamertag that is often used by fans of sally juspeczyk (aka, “sally jupiter”), from the comic “watchmen”, that require a more masculine version of the name.

in a forum setting, “sgt jupiter” users can be characterized as having a very unfocused ident-ty. crafting interesting or intelligent ideas on one forum while trolling the next. also having a propensity toward devil’s-advocacy.

in a gaming environment users of the name exhibit a very distinct style; resorting to stealth more often than not, and maintains agendas beyond that of the games intended objectives.

the name is pr-nounced “sergeant jupiter”, though shortened versions include “sarg”, “jupiter”, or “jup” (jupe).
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