shacid
a “day after st. patrick’s day” shart that causes b-tt crack skin burns while it sits on your -ss skin as you drive home to change your underwear.
as i was talking to a colleague in the parking lat the morning after st. paddy’s day, i tried to squeak out a little fart. unfortunately, a bunch of poo came out instead. i made an excuse to get back in my car to drive home and change my underwear. by the time i got home, my top layer of -ss skin was burned from the toxicity of the shart. it was pure shacid!
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