shadow warriors


awesome fps about ninja warrior lo w-ng. brought to you by the good folks of 3d realms, the same company that made duke nukem 3d so you can expect three things: guns, t-ts and thrash-talking.
hey 3d realms! ditch duke nukem forever and do a sequel for shadow warrior instead!
the inhabitents of the deep jungle, any jungle, where the shadows are darker then a thousand midnights, the shadow warriors come to call and steal things like car stereos or bikes in order to exchange them to the all mighty shadow master, to whcih they are all p-wns, for cash to buy crack or 40s.
those d-mn shadow warriors stole my cd player. i bet their krunk as h-ll by now.
someone so ugly, that the only way they’re not scary as h-ll, is in the dark, where they can’t be seen.
guy1: did you see that b-tch sandi?
guy2: dear lord yes, she’s a shadow warrior, for sure!

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