shaft city
a place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. a place where people who get “the shaft” dwell all the time. although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if tyler and i have to deal with all the bullsh-t that comes at us.
seth – “man my week sucked bro.”
tyler – “tell me bout it man.”
seth – “dude after getting busted at stephen’s by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?”
tyler – “what bro?”
seth – “on the way to school, i’m driving and i ask g-d, ‘could things get any worse?’ ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. not to mention my cell phone is gone, i can only drive to school, and i deal with the usual bullsh-t at school and at the house.”
tyler – “dude, that’s why we live in shaft city. things will only start looking up when we’re dead…in heaven.”
seth – “probably so…d-mns.
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