shaftstache


n, \ʃæft.stæʃ\
: a p-b–do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the p-n-s, leaving a moustache-like fringe.
kendall learned that waxing his shaft was incredibly painful so he always sported a shaftstache.

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