SHAFTT rating
pr-nounced “shaft”, as in samuel l. jackson’s role in the blockbuster motion picture “shaft”.
rating system for date-able women. a woman’s shaftt rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
significant scientific research at bro u has determined that this is the most accurate measure for a woman’s “hotness”
auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
an acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
s – stomach
h – hips
a – -ss
f – face
t – thighs
t- t-ts
each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male’s taste, or preference.
athleticly built woman, effortlessly beautiful face, fantastic -ss, wide hips, chest leaves something to be desired.
shaftt rating (5 stars max):
s – 5
h – 4
a – 5
f – 5
t – 4
t – 2-
-sh-tty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an -ss…
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