shag carpet
when -ss air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut b-tter out of sh-g carpet.
i need to shave i have the sh-g carpet again.
when a man/woman has so much pubic hair it looks like a sh-g carpet.
i slept with a chick last night and she had the biggest sh-g carpet i’ve ever seen. i think i might have gotten carpet burn.
n. an intensified version of a carpet, a carpet that sleeps around
syn. filthy wh-r-
see: carpet
at mike’s party, there was a sh-g carpet hitting on me.
when the floor of a room is covered by a mult-tude of persons all simultaneously f-cking.
the new year’s party at billy’s had a large sh-g carpet in one of the rooms.
when a female has left her tracks or braids in her head so long, the grow out (or the weave) starts to resembe the sh-g carpet in your grandmothers bas-m-nt. does not exclude those females that dont know how to moisturize their weave to prevent “thirsty-ness”.
wanetta -ssumed that using “pink lotion” would allow her to keep her weave in her head for 6 months and prevent it from lookin like sh-g carpet.
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