Sham Wowed


the moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see sham
i just got sham wowed. i was checking out this hot chicks -ss and she turned around and ‘snap’ dude looked like a lady!
(adj.) heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
i’m getting shamwowed tonight!
a. having produced so much sperm that only a shamwow cloth can absorb it all.

b. to have kinky s-x with a hooker.
“man i shamwowed my girlfriend last night”
the act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
darryl – “dude, i’m scared!
leroy – “what’s up?”
darryl – “i sham-wowed some hooker last night.”
leroy – “how?”
darryl – “we were kissing and ahh….”
leroy – “wait! why would you kiss a hooker?”
darryl – “your right…i’m a tool.”
leroy – “laters!”
the act of getting ripped off.
i just bought this on tv and it sucks! i got totally shamwowed.
when you get the sh-t beaten out of you by a client after biting off part of his tounge before intercorse.
almost exactly like that one time vince the shamwow guy beat the sh-t out of a hooker for biting his tounge off…
-shamwowed-
the act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. this is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.
jen’s handjob was so good i busted all over her t-ts. she got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.

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