Shamama


a person of israeli decent who loves to nosh on food and act like a common african american thug. a shamama’s high level of ghettoness is only exceeded by his game spitting abilities. shamamas can not control themselves around women; in their constant pursuit of p-ssy they will tirelessly mack it up with the ladies and have been known to spit game at multiple hoes for hours at a time.
a shamamas only downfall is in his ability to turn his in a given direction on demand. without proper stretching prior to macking a ho a shamama can fail in his quest for the p-ssy.
max-“woah look at the shamama spitting game at 8 girls at once”
saul-” o wow what a player”
shamama- “why you gotta hate on a playa tryin to spit at a trick?!”
arabic. feminine. a name meaning “beautiful fragrance”.

shamama “queen mother” is also the female incarnation of buddha. as in the buddhas of bamiyan.
shamama is a girl i met.

her name was shamama.
it’s a nifty way to say mom.
my shamama said i could spend the night at your house.

Read Also:

  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

    an incredible movie about a man who ages backward who falls in love with a women who ages normally. it’s a simple, yet haunting plot and leaves the audience in tears at the end. i saw the curious case of benjamin b-tton…and i wish i had a cleanex box with me. :(. but it was […]

  • The Double Pecker

    the act of one guy who sits on another guys shoulders and they both pee into the same urinal. when one guy says “i have to pee”, and another guy says “me two” the first guy sits on top of the second guy’s shoulders and they both pee into the urinal at the same. thus […]

  • The Expansion Family

    an error occurred. unable to execute javascript.

  • the f dash dash dash word

    the word f-ck, as used in a christmas story. oh fudge! only i didn’t say fudge. i said the word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the f dash dash dash word.

  • The GIF

    an animated picture of shakira that shows she has the magic -ss. yo, son, did you see the gif!? sh-t was fire!


Disclaimer: Shamama definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.