shame boner


(n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. it arises during an event that is naturally s-xually arousing, despite it being a violation of one’s moral standard.
mitch got a total shame b-n-r while watching the rape scene in the girl with the dragon tattoo.
(n) an erection that arises at an unfortunate and inapproprate time. often referred to when one is aroused by an unattractive or chubby member of the opposite s-x for no obvious reason.

alternate usage: the sensation of being embarr-ssed and proud of yourself at the same time.
patrick found himself saddled with a shame b-n-r while volunteering with a women’s reading group at the nursing home.

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