Shame Delay
the extra time spent sitting on the toilet waiting for other patrons of the men’s room to leave. usually occurs in corporate settings after malodorous toilet episodes.
“i had like a 7 minute shame delay because my boss was in the cr-pper next to me.”
“i knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way i was coming out first. however, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. it was awkward.”
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