Shamnesia


when someone claims they’ve forgotten something simply so they don’t have to admit truth/ guilt but it’s blatantly obvious they do know about said circ-mstance.

also can be used to withold information from someone to get your way.

“i wasn’t there, how could i have been?” (smirk)
“i think you have shamnesia…..” (questioning look)

“can you remember? then neither can i…..” (arrogant att-tude)
“we’ll have to push harder, this one’s conveniently got shamnesia….”

“i could suddenly remember what you want to know if you insert demand here” (bargaining)
“i think she/he/it’s wasting out time. i hate shamnesia”
when you shampoo your hair a second time because you forgot doing the first time.
i use up the shampoo twice as fast because of my chronic shamnesia.

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