shampooitis


pr-nounced sham-poo-eye-tiss

the feeling of shampoo going in your eyes. the i sounds the same as the word eye, and the tiss represents the stinging sensation when shampoo goes in the eyes.
argh cr-p! i got shampooitis!! arrgh it burns!!

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