Shampube
to use shampoo on your pubic hair. usually more effective than soap alone.
randy felt quite rejuvenated because he had shamp-b-d during his morning shower.
the act or action of shampooing one’s p-b-s.
i think i’ll shamp-b- in the shower tonight.
verb: to wash or bathe your pubic hair with shampoo.
tim: yo, man, i heard that she shamp-b-s. i don’t think i’d trust it.
jon: h-ll yea, so do i. i like keeping things fresh. i shamp-b- everytime i shower.
-awkward silence-
tim: oh.
the act of wasing one’s hair (on one’s noggin), and applying the leftover shampoos to one’s pubic hair. may sometimes be carried out for masturbational purpose rather than for hygienic one. believed to be carried out often by a jacob, and possibly by a thomas.
mum: what the h-ll were you doing in the bathroom for the last 30minutes!!??
jacob: what the h-ll mum, i needed to shamp-b-.
when you wash your hair (with shampoo) and the shampoo has gone down your body and gathered up in your pubic hair. sometimes you will notice when you have gotten out of the shower, meaning you have to get back in to rinse your p-b-s.
(from outside the bathroom)
“why’ve you turned the shower back on?”
(from inside the bathroom)
“i got out and looked down- turned out i had shamp-b-s.”
the act of shampooing ones pubic hair
bro 1: dude i totes need to shamp-b- before my big date
bro 2: tmi bro, tmi
a special bottle of shampoo that is used for your pubic hair.
boy: dad i need some more shamp-b-
man: i just bought you some last week!
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