shamus
typically a really nice and trust worthy man, who will do anything to keep his partner happy. does not like sadness and is always looking to save people and make things better.
shamus is such a caring man.
the act of when your girl is riding you in the reverse cowgirl position, you suddenly reach up behind her back, grab her pony tail, and then yank her down backwards in fast and forceful manner. then, as if to be splashed by water, you c-m in her face.
man my girlfriend has been messing around on me, so last night i pulled the shamu on her.
1) a whale found at sea world, does shows 5 times a day.
2) an obese person.
1) look at shamu launch that ragdoll-like whale trainer 50 feet in the air!
2) hey, here’s a cookie, shamu.
usually refers to a private detective or a cop working undercover.
“so you’re a shamus, mr. marlowe?”
a fat goth chick. white skin, black clothes, hence, shamu.
ugh, i went to the nin concert, and there were a bunch of pizza-face shamus.
the coolest whale ever
person1- “hey did you catch the shamu show?”
person2- “ya that whale is kick-ss!”
the act of being very fat and when people compare you to the whale “shamu”
that girls looks like shamu’s twin.
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